The first posts I pen will be a hodgepodge of already traumatizing encounters mingled with suggestions for those of you looking to jump into the dating pool. (Please make sure you are not at the shallow end... IT DOES EXIST!)
Girls help me spread the word.. because somebody out there has been peddling falsehoods to men that need to quickly be corrected. This particular post may become a little graphic, and it might even become painful if it immediately flashes a visual memory that you have embedded deep into your psyche, long ago to be forgotten. Either way, be warned before you read further.
The human body is a beautiful entity. Painters, sculptors, writers, and artists have all paid homage to the beauty of the human body. SHAME ON THEM!! In this free flowing recognition of God's miraculous creation, somebody told a man that photographing their manhood and sending it to women is a gorgeous representation of a Michelangelo chapel ceiling. ALL LIES!!
Let's be honest. Even on it's best day, it's ugly. Manscaping does not help. However, someone has been spreading the idea like a disease that women want to see photographs of it from all angles. I wonder what a man thinks before sending it... "she seems to show interest in me, and I definitely think she is hot... so let me seal the deal and send her my PENTOS." STOP THE PRESSES!!! Who told men this? Is it just me or do they look a little homely?
Now I am sure we have all accidently glanced at a magazine or publication that might have contained the image of a manhood. Let us be constantly aware, however, that PHOTOSHOP IS FOR LIARS. I was once sent a picture (not requested but in total surprise) where it looked as if it had been photoshopped... to the point that the little fellers underneath were no longer there. I KID YOU NOT!!!
Spread the word... PENTOS kill.
Girls help me spread the word.. because somebody out there has been peddling falsehoods to men that need to quickly be corrected. This particular post may become a little graphic, and it might even become painful if it immediately flashes a visual memory that you have embedded deep into your psyche, long ago to be forgotten. Either way, be warned before you read further.
The human body is a beautiful entity. Painters, sculptors, writers, and artists have all paid homage to the beauty of the human body. SHAME ON THEM!! In this free flowing recognition of God's miraculous creation, somebody told a man that photographing their manhood and sending it to women is a gorgeous representation of a Michelangelo chapel ceiling. ALL LIES!!
Let's be honest. Even on it's best day, it's ugly. Manscaping does not help. However, someone has been spreading the idea like a disease that women want to see photographs of it from all angles. I wonder what a man thinks before sending it... "she seems to show interest in me, and I definitely think she is hot... so let me seal the deal and send her my PENTOS." STOP THE PRESSES!!! Who told men this? Is it just me or do they look a little homely?
Now I am sure we have all accidently glanced at a magazine or publication that might have contained the image of a manhood. Let us be constantly aware, however, that PHOTOSHOP IS FOR LIARS. I was once sent a picture (not requested but in total surprise) where it looked as if it had been photoshopped... to the point that the little fellers underneath were no longer there. I KID YOU NOT!!!
Spread the word... PENTOS kill.
I totally agree. I do not get a thrill out of looking at that thing. It's ugly! I mean, after you've seen one, you've seen 'em all. I'm just not impressed by looking at a picture of one of those things. Don't try to impress me with your weenie!
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