Avoid the "Overboard" Syndrome

I received an email from an online dating site from a man who did not post a photograph with his message.  Single girls, take note....  this is usually a bad sign.  I have seen photos of people who look like they happened into town from the mountains and they had the ability to find someone who owned a camera and take their photograph.  I will go into detail about the dangers of photo-less encounters in another post.  I want to dedicate this posting to the Kurt Russell wannabe that sent me this message.  It took everything I had not to run to the hills and start my Julie Andrews "Sound of Music" mating call.  If you are romantically weak at heart, do not read any further, for you too might feel the need to go in search of Burt Krussel.  (My new nickname for him.)


The email subject line was MY WOMAN.

my woman

HEY DEAR WHAT U DOING IM JUST WHAT U NEED I OWN MY HOME AND
LAND IM A MECHANIC F0R 19 YEARS I HAVE GUNS AND I WANT 2 HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. 

Knowing full well that I may have just met the man of my dreams, I decided to look at his profile interests.  It was then that I knew there was no Air Supply Fighting it, I am truly in love.

"IM A COUNTRY BOY LOOKING 4 A COUNTRY GIRL WHO LIKES CAMPING AND
AND DINING OUT WATCHING MOVIES AT HOME AND GOING OUTSIDE AND DOING STUFF 2GETHER AND GOING 4 A MOONLITE WALK AT NITE. I WANT SOME ONE
2 GO HUNTING WITH ME AND FISHING AND GAMES N THE HOUSE WITH ME
AND THE KIDS 2 OCCUPY THERE TIME I TRY 2 KEEP THE KIDS HAPPY BUT I
RUN OUT OF STUFF 2 DO WITH THEM. I WANT A WOMAN THAT IS FULL
OF ENERGY AND OUT GOING ALL TIME."

Now I am not sure how many times Burt Krussel has viewed "Overboard" with Goldie Hawn... but he needs to get to stepping and keep on checking.